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1. really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?2. thinks that Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor, are the most...
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Explaining the Mad Hatter’s “unbirthday” to your child is a decision you will regret 364 days a year.Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they...
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1. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.2. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.3. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see...
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1. Job security: calling my boss and posing as a problematic customer so he’ll realize he still needs me while I’m on vacation.2. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?3. Conway’s Law:...
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Funny Facebook Status 1. You can save a lot on college by learning calligraphy and making your own diploma.2. We used to call it “recess.” Today they call it “cease fire.”3. College would be great if...
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* Just a reminder in these tough economic times that instead of spending five dollars on my Christmas card, you could just give me five dollars.* It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.* While...
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I haven`t seen a spider around the house in days.. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY PLANNING?Hey haters, I found your nose. It was in my business again."But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they`d bring...
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